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Insight Generator

If you need a profound quote or insight for an upcoming speech, interview, cocktail party or whatever, try the Insight Generator. If you don't like the first generated profundity, click again for a whole new one. Just keep going until you find a quote that suits whatever the occasion requires.


Insert into <HEAD>
<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript"> <!-- Begin var w1max = 20 var w2max = 20 var w3max = 20 var w4max = 20 var w5max = 11 var w6max = 20 var w1 = new Array(w1max) w1[0]="phenomenal" w1[1]="rapid" w1[2]="chilling" w1[3]="insipid" w1[4]="nauseating" w1[5]="astronomical" w1[6]="austere" w1[7]="inevitable" w1[8]="inescapable" w1[9]="reckless" w1[10]="haphazard" w1[11]="accelerating" w1[12]="profound" w1[13]="awesome" w1[14]="terrifying" w1[15]="ubiquitous" w1[16]="ignominious" w1[17]="unprecedented" w1[18]="unparalleled" w1[19]="insidious" w1[20]="broad" var w2 = new Array(w2max) w2[0]="growth" w2[1]="decline" w2[2]="prospects" w2[3]="acceleration" w2[4]="threat" w2[5]="expansion" w2[6]="oneness" w2[7]="outgrowth" w2[8]="madness" w2[9]="evacuation" w2[10]="diminishment" w2[11]="consumption" w2[12]="decay" w2[13]="putrefaction" w2[14]="vapidity" w2[15]="downsizing" w2[16]="degeneration" w2[17]="litigation" w2[18]="declivity" w2[19]="hastening" w2[20]="paradigm shifting" var w3 = new Array(w3max) w3[0]="the Internet" w3[1]="urban tax dollars" w3[2]="new technologies" w3[3]="gender identification disorders" w3[4]="censorship" w3[5]="interpersonal communications" w3[6]="modern life" w3[7]="rampant paradigm shifts" w3[8]="consumer spending" w3[9]="rain forests" w3[10]="human literacy" w3[11]="natural resources" w3[12]="traditional values" w3[13]="media junk food" w3[14]="family values" w3[15]="corporate mentality" w3[16]="the American justice system" w3[17]="technological change" w3[18]="the ozone layer" w3[19]="human resources" w3[20]="current epistemologies" var w4 = new Array(w4max) w4[0]="forever dissipate" w4[1]="escalate" w4[2]="aggrandize" w4[3]="overhaul" w4[4]="deteriorate" w4[5]="revolutionize" w4[6]="uglify" w4[7]="put an end to" w4[8]="enslave" w4[9]="bankrupt" w4[10]="truncate" w4[11]="nullify" w4[12]="sabotage" w4[13]="destabilize" w4[14]="incapacitate" w4[15]="hasten" w4[16]="dehumanize" w4[17]="evaporate" w4[18]="indenture" w4[19]="intensify" w4[20]="undermine" var w5 = new Array(w5max) w5[0]="today's" w5[1]="tomorrow's" w5[2]="the entrenchment of our" w5[3]="worldwide" w5[4]="our children's" w5[5]="modern" w5[6]="all of our" w5[7]="our future" w5[8]="our" w5[9]="the demise of our" w5[10]="our grandchildren's" w5[11]="all hope for" var w6 = new Array(w6max) w6[0]="business models" w6[1]="re-ruralization" w6[2]="human condition" w6[3]="family values" w6[4]="self-esteem" w6[5]="medical insights" w6[6]="human psyche" w6[7]="human depth" w6[8]="egalitarianism" w6[9]="World Wide Web" w6[10]="future values" w6[11]="hopes and dreams" w6[12]="business models" w6[13]="political climate" w6[14]="education" w6[15]="cultural heritage" w6[16]="lifestyles" w6[17]="fiduciary responsibility" w6[18]="genetic diversity" w6[19]="intestinal fortitude" w6[20]="computer literacy" function rndnumber(max){ var randscript = -1 while (randscript < 0 \|\| randscript > max \|\| isNaN(randscript)){ randscript = parseInt(Math.random()*(max+1)) } return randscript } function profundity() { subscript=rndnumber(w1max) msg = "The " + w1[subscript] subscript=rndnumber(w2max) msg = msg + " " + w2[subscript] + " of " subscript=rndnumber(w3max) msg = msg + w3[subscript] + " " subscript=rndnumber(w4max) msg=msg + "will " + w4[subscript] + " " subscript=rndnumber(w5max) msg=msg + w5[subscript] + " " subscript=rndnumber(w6max) msg=msg + w6[subscript] + "." return msg } // Begin --> </SCRIPT>

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<CENTER> <FORM name="myform"> <input name="insight" size=90><p> <input type="button" value="Generate Insight" onClick="myform.insight.value=profundity()" </FORM> </CENTER>

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