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Use JavaScript to display one of many random puns. All are funny!



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<CENTER> <SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript"> <!-- Begin var a = Math.random() + "" var rand1 = a.charAt(5) quotes = new Array quotes[1] = "I found out she's an angel. I don't think she knows I know. I'm worried that something might happen to me if anyone ever finds out." quotes[2] = "Every jumbled pile of person has a thinking part that wonder's what the part that isn't thinking isn't thing of." quotes[3] = "Love see's love's happiness. But happiness can't see that love is sad." quotes[4] = "Why the dancing, shouting, why the skrieks of pain? The lovely music, why the smell of burning autumn leaves?" quotes[5] = "Thank you for the card with the cartoon nurse, but there's nothing wrong with me." quotes[6] = "You didn't enjoy it you never believed it there won't be a refund you'll never go back." quotes[7] = "Lad looks at other gals. Gal thinks Jim Bean is handsomer than lad, he isn't bad." quotes[8] = "I don't want the world. I just want your half." quotes[9] = "I could never sleep my way to the top, cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up." quotes[0] = "They say love is blind. I don't think you're blind." // quotes from www.tmbg.com var quote = quotes[rand1] document.write(quote); // End --> </SCRIPT> </CENTER>

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